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और उनकी ज़रा सी आह पे, लाखों का जिगर चाक हुआ...

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE TV NEWS CHANNEL JOB?

STEP -001

PUT ABOUT 100 BRICKS IN SOME PARTICULAR ORDER IN A CLOSED ROOM WITH AN OPEN WINDOW.



STEP-002

THEN SEND 2 OR 3 CANDIDATES IN THE ROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR.



STEP-003

LEAVE THEM ALONE AND COME BACK AFTER 6 HOURS AND THEN ANALYZE THE SITUATION.



NOW MATCH WITH BELOW MENTIONED RESULT-TABLE-

(FORMULA USED – IF – THEM)



If they are counting the Bricks again and again. Put them in the as an ANCHOR



If they are insisting the others for recounting them... Put them in INPUT...



If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in PRODUCTION AND PCR.



If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them as RUN-DOWN PRODUCER.



If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in COORDINATION.



If they are sleeping. Put them as TICKER-CONTROLLER.



If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in COPY-WRITING



If they are sitting idle. Put them in VIDEO-EDITING.



If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in SPECIAL PROGRAMMES.



If they have already left for the day. Put them in REPORTING...



If they are staring out of the Window. Put them as PRODUCER FOR PRIME-TIME.



And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick

has been moved. Congratulate them and put them as the ABOVE MENTIONED DEPARTMENT HEAD